I’m a dangerous lawbreaker. From the “would-only-happen-in-Germany” department, I can report that today I was pulled over for cycling too fast. I was doing 8km/h and was only allowed to do 5km/h in the pedestrian area. But she gave me a “MÃ¼ndlichewarnung” which was very nice. For the sake of accuracy, it should be noted that my policewoman was blonde and cuter than the one in the picture.