Js and myself had some fun working out how pizzas work in the blockchain world.
The Monero Pizza
When you order a Monero pizza, they send 16 delivery guys out. 15 of them deliver decoy pizzas
But only you know you’ve received a pizza. Nobody can prove you ate the pizza either. You can claim you received a decoy pizza.
Oh and obviously you order your pizza to a stealth address. So the delivery guy needs to go to some building and only there he finds your real address.
When you order your Monero pizza, what actually happens is that your order is to a proxy. The proxy only forwards your order to a random pizza place after a random delay!
The Ethereum Pizza
Only the biggest pizza outlets get to product more pizzas.
You order your pizza and find that it costs $150. You also only receive 1 slice due to high fees.
The BSV Pizza
You have to search for ages to find a pizza maker. There are only 2 merchants left on the Enterprise Pizza Blockchain.
The BSV pizza contains toppings of gigabytes of old weather reports and loads of other crap. All because “infinite space blockchain”.
And as you are about to eat your “pizza”, it disappears due to their coin revocation system.
The Bitcoin Pizza
A very reliable pizza. But delivery issues persist: sometimes your pizza arrives in seconds. Sometimes it takes two hours.
The Bitcoin Lightning Network Pizza
The lightning pizza is characterized by really fast delivery and extremely low delivery fees.
The Lightning pizza is also interesting: there is a network of delivery drivers with limited capacity. Each delivery guy carries your pizza so far and then hands it off to the next driver. Sometimes your pizza is subdivided into slices that each take independent routes to your doorstep. Upon delivery, the slices are reassembled into a new pizza.
Sometimes your delivery guy is already carrying a pizza or has no spare capacity. Your pizza has to be reordered. But your pizza provider takes care of re-routing and you are none the wiser.
Until recently you couldn’t just pay for your pizza and instead needed to ask for an invoice.
If you are unhappy with your Lightning Network pizza you can convert your pizza into a Bitcoin pizza.
The Zcash Pizza
Your pizza is sometimes delivered discreetly. But in 90% of cases, the delivery guy has a megaphone on the roof and shouts every five seconds: “PIZZA FOR YOU!”
Even if the delivery guy didn’t shout every five seconds, the police simply follow the driver and raid your house when your pizza arrives.
Stable Coin Pizza
You can only order one flavor of pizza. Every year, it gets 10% smaller.
Should Anyone Ask 
Prego 🤌🏼